aquestionofdiscipline:

will starts to crack


dekutree:

uncledeckard:

is that a butthole

that’s definitely a butthole


fuckyeahhannigram:

this is the story of how i died


c2ndy2c1d:

moch-y:

ironmaverick:

fandomsandfeminism:

randomhumbug:

rad1calcunt:

this is actually disgusting.

Saw “THIS”?! They immediately dehumanized this woman and then further dehumanized her by stating they would rape her. Every one of these males. Rape was the first thing that came to mind. This is beyond disgusting.

Go on. Tell me rape culture isn’t real. Tell me how “Everyone knows rape is wrong.” 

this makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY

i

no

yeahhhhhhhh not okay…



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Castiel: I wish cats were more portable.
Liv: I wish I was Batman.
Castiel: I wish I had retractable and extendable breasts.
Liv: I wish there were more grappling hooks in the world.
Castiel: I wish cupboards had consciousness.
Liv: I wish consciousness had cupboards.
Castiel: I wish consciousness of cupboards had a conscience.
Liv: I wish Jiminy Cricket was a theory by Freud.
Castiel: I wish Freud was a theory by cupboards.
Liv: I wish I could eat fire.
Castiel: I wish people were 78% fire rather than 78% water.
Liv: I wish we could swim in fire.
Castiel: I wish I hadn't tried to swim in fire.
Liv: I wish I had Skype on my phone, because I need to leave for a bit.
Castiel: I wish you weren't leaving but I wish you good luck on whatever travels you may be going on.
Liv: I wish you a good evening for now. <3

me: *hoping that one day i can deduce something properly*
mum's friend: *walks into room*
me: *looks at clothes and the way she walks and talks and breathes and her face and her hands and her shoes and her jewellery* ...*about ten minutes pass by*
mum's friend: My, you've grown! Haven't seen you since you were, what, four?
mum and mum's friend talk for a while
she leaves
mum: so, do you remember her, then?
me: no, but when did she get a divorce?
mum: ...how did you know that?
me: OH MY GOD I AM SHERLOCK
pfft, wild guess? as if.

Reasons that I have no life.

1. YouTube.

2. tumblr.

3. Video games.

4. tumblr.

5. On demand TV and DVDs.

6. …tumblr.

7. Omegle.

8. Sherlock.

9. Skype.

10. tumblr.


A short rant.

I hate it when people call themselves “random”. In doing so, you do NOT gain my respect, nor do you make me think you are funny, or weird. You just let me know that you try too hard, and rather than being amusing, you will sit there and then shout “LEMONS!” or something, and it will make me angry, and I will have to punch you in the face.

To recap, if you don’t want to get punched, be yourself. Don’t try and be “random”. Because I swear to god, I will punch you.