• me: *hoping that one day i can deduce something properly*
  • mum's friend: *walks into room*
  • me: *looks at clothes and the way she walks and talks and breathes and her face and her hands and her shoes and her jewellery* ...*about ten minutes pass by*
  • mum's friend: My, you've grown! Haven't seen you since you were, what, four?
  •  mum and mum's friend talk for a while
  •  she leaves
  • mum: so, do you remember her, then?
  • me: no, but when did she get a divorce?
  • mum: ...how did you know that?
  • me: OH MY GOD I AM SHERLOCK
  •  pfft, wild guess? as if.
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